At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
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It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
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Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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