Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
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I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
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BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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