I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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