And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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