Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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