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wanna hang out?
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Someone signed my nipple.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice