she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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