shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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