im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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