I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
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she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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