Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
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I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
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I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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