Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
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My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
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Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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