Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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