Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
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I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
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One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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