Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
so that wasnt chicken after all
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
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My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
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