Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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