Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
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You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
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I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
pray to the hookup gods
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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