Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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