dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
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I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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