After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
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