what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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