Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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