This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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