If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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