The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Randomize
