so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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