cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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