and next time when you feel me up, do it right
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Randomize
