Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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