these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
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no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
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I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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