bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
