its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
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For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
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I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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