Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Just high enough for therapy.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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