Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
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Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
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I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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