my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
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I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
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stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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