so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
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