I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
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Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
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'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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