sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I'm really busy with my period
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