But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
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i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
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I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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