Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
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i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
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I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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