normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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