After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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