my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
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Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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