i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
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Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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