so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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