youre lurking in front of me
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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