normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
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Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
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Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
How many fucks given?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.