I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!