He uses pillows to masturbate.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
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I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
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What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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