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• (702): View more from Nevada

  grinding to god bless the USA? really?

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  shut up

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me

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• (707): View more from California

  They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.

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• (830): View more from Texas

  Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Sounds like sex on a twister board.

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  An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...

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• (360): View more from Washington

  He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.

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• (516): View more from New York

  sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day

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  21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.

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  And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties

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