I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
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I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.