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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.

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• (323): View more from California

  She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW

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  I have got to meet this girl.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.

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