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  i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..

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• (845): View more from New York

  Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul

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• (631): View more from New York

  i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  He asked if I wanted to "hang out"

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  A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT

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• (343): View more from Ontario

  Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?

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  Lol, last year was UNREAL

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• (310): View more from California

  See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.

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