i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
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Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions