grinding to god bless the USA? really?
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
25 People Didn’t Realize They Were Talking To Someone Famous
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties