i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
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He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
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It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes