Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
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At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
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he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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