Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
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Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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