It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
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I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
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Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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