but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
