Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
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We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
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So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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